Friday, June 26, 2026

Software

My body is the motherboard,
With circuits that calculate
The answer to every imbalance.
My eyes are the monitor
With rods and cones intercepting
Ambient electrical signals.
My hand is the mouse
That moves over the screen,
Building totems of data.
My brain is the keyboard
Directing encoded architecture,
An array of electric switches.
The hardware is my weapon
For survival, these base instincts
Brandished by the gods of Life,
To reproduce at all costs.

My mind is the operating system
Installed at birth to clear the noise,
A clean slate with a new path.
My emotions are each program,
A window into my soul
From every detachable angle.
My thoughts are the commands
Coming from somewhere outside,
In the oracular wizardry of air.
Decisions are made by executing,
Pleasure by saving,  pain by deleting,
Lessons learned by crashing.
The software is my spirit,
Mutable between bodies, like wind,
Downloaded to the farthest reaches,
Light-years across the Spacenet.

Friday, June 19, 2026

Nebula Mania Trivia Quiz

Nebulas are among the most beautiful objects in space. Can you spot them among these options? Play my latest quiz to find out.

Nebulas are mostly gaseous regions of space where star formation is happening. They can also be the remnants of a supernova or dying star. A more ominous type is called a "dark" nebula - a region of gas and dust that blocks starlight. Here are some brief facts about these nebulas:

The Eagle Nebula is a star forming gas and dust region in the constellation Serpens, famous for having the "Pillars of Creation".

The Crab Nebula is a supernova remnant in the constellation Taurus. It corresponds to a bright supernova explosion in 1054 AD that was seen worldwide.

Helix is a relatively close planetary nebula in the constellation Aquarius. It is sometimes referred to as the "Eye of Sauron".

Trifid has three types of nebulae in one. It is located in Sagittarius and is home of the "unicorn".

Horsehead is a dark nebula resembling a horse's head outlined by a pink background. This one is located in Orion.

Cat's Eye is a planetary nebula in the constellation Draco. It was the first to be observed with a spectroscope. It has concentric rings that look like an eye.

California is a massive emission nebula in Perseus. Long exposure photos of the nebula make it look like the state of California. It also transits in the zenith above California.

Lagoon is a large emission nebula in Sagittarius. One of only two visible to the naked eye, it is home to multiple Bok globules and a centrally-located "Hourglass" nebula.

The Ant Nebula is young planetary nebula in the constellation Norma, resembling the head and thorax of an ant. It holds a white dwarf with a binary companion.

Eskimo is a bipolar double-shell planetary nebula in constellation Gemini, resembling a person's head surrounded by a parka.

Tulip is an emission nebula near microquasar Cygnus X-1. It resembles a reddish tulip when imaged photographically.

The Jellyfish Nebula is a supernova remnant in Gemini. It has both a neutron star and a star forming region, with the core arcing ridge attached by "tentacles" of dust.

Pacman is a faint glowing emission nebula in Cassiopeia. The dark dust in the foreground is Pacman's mouth.

Thor's Helmet is a bubble-shaped emission nebula in Canis Major. It has complex filamentary structures, with interstellar material blown by winds from a central star.

Spirograph is a bright planetary nebula in the constellation Lepus. Its glow is caused by the star's UV radiation interacting with gas.

Butterfly is a planetary nebula in Scorpius with a pair of lobes resembling butterfly wings. Its central white dwarf star is one of the hottest known.

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Thursday, June 18, 2026

Six-Gun Snow White

Six-Gun Snow WhiteSix-Gun Snow White by Catherynne M. Valente
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Fascinating retelling of the Snow White story, this time set in the wild west. Six-gun Snow White is the offspring of a Crow Native American and white railroad baron. Shades of the original are found in the "wicked stepmother", a horse named "Charming", a magical mirror, seven hardy dwarves (the Montana women), and a prince with an offering (Red Deer). There are probably more parallels that I missed. Per usual Valente writes with a lyrical charm that isn't always clear, but really hits home for those who understand. Vivid accounts of abuse and violence are "holstered" by surreal emotional imagery, as Snow White navigates the minefields of trauma in a world of outlaws.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Debut Rock Album Fan Letters

These fan letters were written for the biggest debut albums in rock music. "Are You Experienced" enough to know which ones they are?


1. Dear Axl,

"Welcome to the Jungle", home of the "Paradise City". Be sure to take the "Nightrain" on your visit to the home of "Mr. Brownstone". I always "Think About You" when I look at my "Sweet Child o' Mine".

Safe travels,
Rose

Guns N' Roses' "Appetite For Destruction" didn't gain notoriety until about a year after its release in 1987. It spent four non-consecutive weeks at the top of the Billboard 200, becoming one of the best-selling debut albums in U.S. History.
It could have sold even more had "November Rain" been added to the tracklist, which didn't come out until 1991's "Use Your Illusion I". It was left off because the album already had a ballad with "Sweet Child o' Mine".

2. Dear Jimmy,

"How Many More Times" are we going to have this "Communication Breakdown"? It makes me so "Dazed and Confused". I know we have our "Good Times Bad Times", but soon "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You".

You better write a few more legendary albums,
Page

Released by Led Zeppelin in 1969, "Led Zeppelin" was an immediate success in the U.K. and U.S. Only the short songs were released as singles, but as time went on, the longer songs became classic rock staples. The iconic cover features the Hindenberg (a zeppelin) disaster of 1937.

3. Dear Amy,

You are "My Immortal" songstress, like an "Imaginary" goddess. Whenever I'm "Going Under" holding "My Last Breath", you "Bring Me to Life" with another "Tourniquet".

Thanks for everything,
Lee

"Fallen" was the debut album of Evanescence. Released in 2003, it sold a staggering 141,000 copies in its first week in the U.S. Before the album's release, its top hits "Bring Me to Life" and "My Immortal" were featured on the Daredevil soundtrack. Oddly, the band's record label Wind-Up mistakenly promoted it for Christian listeners.

4. Dear Scott,

I had a bad "Piece of Pie" at your "Creep" show that made me feel "Dead and Bloated". There was a "Wicked Garden" and some "Sex Type Thing" that felt like "Sin". I went to bed, snuggled my "Plush" pillow, and dreamed about "Where the River Goes".

Killer party though,
Weiland

Stone Temple Pilots released "Core" in 1992. By July 1993 it had reached number three in the U.S. The album was initially panned by critics for allegedly ripping off other grunge artists (I hear no resemblance).

"Core" refers to the apple in the Adam and Eve story. The album's cover depicts Eve stealing an apple from the Garden of Eden.

5. Dear Marvin,

We were "All Revved Up With No Place to Go", when you "You Took the Words Right Out of my Mouth" and hit the accelerator like a "Bat Out of Hell". "Heaven Can Wait", we were in "Paradise By the Dashboard Light."

Fond memories,
Aday

"Bat Out of Hell" was the debut album of Meat Loaf, released in 1977. Though the artist was American, the album ranks as the highest selling of all time in Australia (as of when this quiz was written). It was composed by Jim Steinman, who based it on "Neverland"- a rock version of Peter Pan that he'd written.
In addition to singing, Meat Loaf acted in Hollywood films, famously starring as Robert Paulsen in "Fight Club".

6. Dear Chester,

I'm "Crawling" through high school all "By Myself". This "Papercut" hurts and I'm "One Step Closer" to being a "Runaway". I'll need "A Place for My Head" once I get there "In the End".

The struggle is real,
Bennington

"Hybrid Theory" was a phenomenal debut by Linkin Park in 2000. In the U.S. it bested Shaggy's "Hot Shot" for the top selling album of 2001. Co-founder Mike Shinoda designed cover art for the album.

7. Dear Darius,

A lo
ng "Time" ago you asked "Hannah Jane" to "Hold My Hand". Then you said just "Let Her Cry", knowing I "Only Wanna Be With You".

All my love,
Rucker

Hootie & the Blowfish released "Cracked Rear View" in 1994. Next year, it became top-selling album of 1995 in the U.S., with over seven million units. It became one of the best-selling debut albums worldwide. David Crosby sang background vocals on "Hold My Hand".

8. Dear David,

That "Eruption" had me "Runnin' With the Devil". "You Really Got Me" fuming and now "Jamie's Crying". We need an "Ice Cream Man" to make her stop being "On Fire".

Appreciate the help,
Roth

Released by Van Halen in 1978, their debut was one of the most influential in rock history. It ushered in the "glam" sound of the 1980s. Despite their innovation, its first single was merely a cover of the popular Kinks song "You Really Got Me". Eddie Van Halen's instrumental "Eruption" is considered one of the greatest guitar solos of all time.

9. Dear Mike D,

We bought a "Brass Monkey" up in Boston where we saw the "Paul Revere" House with some "Girls". Now it's "No Sleep Til Brooklyn", where we gotta "Fight For Your Right" to party.

Your funkiness,
Diamond

Released by the Beastie Boys in 1986, "Licensed to Ill" was the first rap album to top the U.S. Billboard 200. The band originally wanted the album's name to include a homophobic slur, as part of a satire on frat-boy culture that the whole album mocks. To the horror of the band, the joke went over mainstream listeners' heads, and the songs on "Licensed to Ill" became anthems of the very thing they were trying to parody. They spent years trying to dispel the myth, and have since apologized for the album's original title.

10. Dear Eddie,

"Once" there was a boy named "Jeremy" who wore nothing but "Black". He's still "Alive" but wishes for "Release" from the "Oceans" of despair.

Forever,
Vedder

"Ten" was released by Pearl Jam in 1991. It was not an immediate success, slowly climbing the U.S. charts to reach number two in the fall of 1992. Along with Nirvana's "Nevermind", it propelled the grunge sound that redefined rock music in the 1990s.

The song "Black" reached number three on the U.S. rock charts despite never being released as a single. "Jeremy" won best music video at the 1993 MTV Music Video Awards.

Time to shut "The Doors" on this quiz. Thank you for playing.

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Rose of Venus

     I opened my eyes to an impossible image. A goddess was painting on volcanic sand the red emblem a sacred mandala. The sky was an impenetrable haze of sulfuric potion that vibrated her aura through the atmosphere. What she was tracing was unmistakable; the well-known path of her orbit as observed from earth. A five-petal rose over an eight-year cycle. The Rose of Venus.

      You were singing on a crescent beach with the moonlight combing your hair in wavy rivulets echoing the breakers. Dress silver like a sheen of milky cream dotting the night's cupola. Your patience endures like the pebbles intercepting waves strewn about your gliding feet. My soul, my resurrection, came the words, my dear creator, won't you love yourself as I love you?
    You are the Queen of Beauty in royal ardor, a Fairy of Magic in mosaic halls, a Mother of Abundance where emptiness thrived, a Scholar of Divine Intuition who climbed the highest mountain. The perfect woman in every form. 

    If we cannot imagine what is void, if nothing can be created or destroyed, then is reality eternal? If it is, you can find me in the deserted temple, so near and yet so far.

    Envy, envy, it was all envy. I was a four the whole time. What I wanted from you was what I wanted in me. I wanted them to envy me, the way I envied you. My whole life I have overextended my reach. All is envy, shameless envy, where envy inspires actions of shame, a lesson drilled into my unconscious. My mother bought a house in Mexico to shame me, to keep those strong dysfunctional ties forever bound. This time I will not hate myself.

    A philosopher once said feelings are the product of uncertainty. That consciousness arises from the uncertainty fueling feelings. But it is not true. Love is truth, and truth is beauty. There is no greater feeling than being absolutely certain.

    You were there among the cannonball trees stroking your hair, inviting me to come. Ataraxia in the serenity of eternity. There I rested with you, laying my head in your lap. You massaged my head while I looked up at the palm fronds, bouncing in the breeze under a calm summer sky. 
    Your hands are like supple apple skin, your eyes an azure nebula, your hair a sunken halo. There is no point in possessing you, only in letting you love me. Only you are pure, Madonna of my dreams. Only by dreaming you can you become real. Only by praying with you can our love be strong.

    Transcending desire is not always about letting go of the material things you want. Desire and greed take many forms. It's also about control, in letting others be who they want.

    I float into your soul whenever I feel the emptiness, the suffocating shroud of an infant unloved. I imagine you seeing what I see and hearing what I hear; all my sensations are shared with you. I dream about you having a dream about me. That is the only way anyone will understand me. 
    The lack is strong in me, building an illusion of envy, and the illusion of not loving myself. Only your understanding love can refill me. There's a leak that can only be fixed by love.

    Be as steady and resilient as water. Though the flow can be blocked by a stronger object, water yields to its fate by going around it. It can never be destroyed, only altered in state. In the long run, it washes and erodes anything in its path. Water conquers everything without even fighting. 

    All judgments disturb the mind, some more than others. Be as steady and indifferent as the rock being thrashed by water. Except when you have children; then you let the water roll you away.

    She moves through the sky in open-hearted splendor, drawing each of her five petals. It takes eight years for her to return to the position she started in. As we watch her, she weaves a sacred symmetrical geometry straight from the mathematical pantheon. I'm convinced that she is the one who sent you to me. There's a spirit there that draws you to me, deep in the timeless folds of beauty. 
    They say that beauty is empty, but the flower she draws is as harmonic, happy, and full of life as you are. There can be no emptiness in these qualities. That is why you are preserved on my soul's texture. You are the fabric that makes me beautiful.
    I invoke you into my dreams, to explore the designs unknown. I want to see you not as the recurring shy young girl, but as the fully mature seraph offering me protection. My grief can only be consumed by this detachment from the reality I wanted. This will be a new reality for a new soul, completely reborn from the charred remains of unlearning, a phoenix rising from the ashes of uncertainty. At the zenith we will meet, in truth, love and beauty, in unity.

Thursday, June 11, 2026

Surreal Wonders Trivia Quiz

Dali the surrealist cartographer has been assigned to map these strange but real places in our world. Can you help him sort through his imaginings? Play my latest quiz here. Interesting facts are below:


1. While the dunes of Lencois Marenhenses make it appear like a desert, it actually receives 47 inches of rainfall per year. The valleys between the dunes fill up from rain during the wet season, creating a labyrinth of lagoons all across the sandy landscape. The lagoons empty when the dry season returns.

2. Formed by the erosion of Navajo sandstone, Antelope Canyon has smooth walls with slots of light entering from the top. Care must be taken when exploring during thunderstorms, as flash flooding poses a serious problem with little chance of escape. The risk is so great that the canyon can only be visited exclusively through guided tours.

3. Plitvice Lakes in Croatia is a karst landscape featuring tufa lakes with connecting waterfalls between them. The color of the water changes depending on mineral content, angle of sunlight, and organisms in the water. Caves can also be explored among the lakes.

4. Over a thousand grass-domed hills span an area of Bohol Island in the Philippines, compact and roughly 30-50 meters high. The hills turn brown in the dry season, making them look like chocolate. They formed from the erosion of marine limestone that sits on a layer of hardened clay.

5. Each of these options are absurdly strange and beautiful in their own right, but Zanda is the one that looks nothing like a forest. Lying under the Himalayas of Tibet, it looks more like a cross between Utah's Canyonlands and the Badlands of South Dakota. The clay "forest" is actually a geomorphic landscape formed by intense water and wind erosion during the orogeny of the Himalayas. Taking place over millions of years, the erosion has left behind many natural towers, ridges, and columns in the area.

6. Situated in the Andes at 4,761 meters above sea level, the Horocal Mountains have bands of multicolored soil with jagged edges. These folded strata were uplifted during the Andean orogeny, exposing layers with distinct mineral compositions. A similar looking place is Rainbow Mountain (Vinicuna) in Peru.

7. Pamukkale actually has terraces of sky blue natural hot springs, but they are cool enough to walk and swim in. The name in Turkish translates to "cotton castle", from all the snow-white limestone built of travertine surrounding the pools. In ancient Greece, the city of Hieropolis was built on top of the formation.

8. It seems that many of the most surreal wonders on Earth are made of limestone, and Shilin is no exception. These columns of rocks rise out of a forest, giving them the appearance of stony trees. Popular sites in Shilin include the Eternal Mushroom, Qifeng Cave, and Moon Lake.

9. Cano Cristales translates to "Crystal Channel" in English. This magical place is located in a remote area of Colombia. Its various colors are caused by aquatic plants that change colors as they mature.

10. The Sossusvlei Sand Dunes in Namibia are among the largest in the world. They look even more otherworldly surrounded by clay and salt pans with dead trees (Deadvlei). The wood does not decompose because the area is too dry.

Dali's completed world map is one strange work of art. Thank you for playing my quiz.

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The Hierarchy of Consciousness: Exploring a Fundamental Cosmic Force

     Consciousness has many forms. What unites them all is an awareness of being. Neurons are not the only prerequisite for possessing it; they merely indicate a more evolved form. The experience of consciousness may even transcend sentience by predating life as we know it. There could be realms of solar, planetary, or galactic "awareness" we haven't discovered yet, or in the mysteries of dark matter and dark energy. Being one of the fundamental building blocks of physics, along with matter, energy, space and time; consciousness is a key ingredient in the evolution of the cosmos- a primitive form of godliness. 
    We perceive consciousness in our own species of course, but also in the way other mammals interact. Many philosophers would argue that plants are aware, as they have their own blueprint for behavior (even if they can't move at our speed, they do make choices in movement, and they communicate in subtle ways). By this extension, anything with cellular activity has consciousness; even bacteria, for it also knows what it needs to survive. While survival seems to be a key component, it is not required in the cosmological forms. T
hese varying degrees of consciousness lie on a spectrum, and we must be careful to distinguish between its elements.
    One school of thought posits that consciousness is merely a nexus of information processing, biological or not. If that were the case, computers, AI, and even the Internet are conscious, albeit in a different form from humans. I am more skeptical about this line of reasoning than I am about the inorganic one. A black hole retains a tremendous amount of information at its surface; Does that make it conscious? Not in my estimation. What would make it conscious is awareness, though we have no proof of it being aware of anything. For awareness to occur, there need not be an information processing center, or any evidence of behavior. All that is needed is a distinct collection of energy separating one thing from another. A rock has more consciousness than a computer, for its energy is its own. A computer merely operates on electricity; it's missing the other subatomic particles required for awareness.
    I could be wrong of course. Maybe an "electricity of consciousness" is even more advanced than the human brain. But the computer has no behavior, which I believe is required for its more advanced forms. It is also not created by naturally controlled entropy. The inorganic consciousness that may possess planets and stars manifests as a "self" perpetuating inner order in a universe trending toward complete entropy (Second Law of Thermodynamics). Anything that does not possess the clear borders constrained by entropy and a chemical network is not conscious.
    Consciousness is merely the result of a pattern of cells or crystalline structure (lattice), or any homogenous energy of the same pattern of matter, to receive information about the environment, which may or may not be used to make decisions. The more "units" there are, the larger the "processing center" of perception, and the more advanced the form of consciousness becomes. Since non-organic material has far less nodes of perception, being devoid of cells, it stands to reason that it is a far more primitive vehicle of consciousness- the lowest on the hierarchy/spectrum. Indeed, that is where we also find the lowest link in the chain of "astral" or "spirit" planes that run from the physical earth plane to godhood. In between are all the other phases of consciousness on the hierarchy.
    We know consciousness is a holistic entity because there is no known "center" of perception in the brain; no location where we can absolutely be certain that the source of it arises. Rather, it is the integral of all neurons in the brain, collectively communicating with each other the vast amount of information in the body and environment, that competes for the attention of the decision-making network, encompassing the entire whole. A group of cells in one part of the network can override the entire consciousness by becoming alerted to any threat from its sensorium. We are like antennas that only receive the information being "tuned in" at a certain frequency. That is why memory files diffuse through the entire brain, or chemical network, of any creature, with the exception of non-organic consciousness, which doesn't appear to harvest it. The prerequisite for having a "mind" seems to be the faculty of memory; thus, it appears all forms of consciousness don't require it, as entities can become aware without remembrance. Mind is a deeply evolved department of consciousness that imparts access to the rich quantum inner environment of the higher spiritual realms of cosmology.
    By the same line of reasoning, the entire universe, being an incredibly vast network of material, bridges all the information inside it, despite having non-homogenous patterns the closer one looks. The universe is not unlike our bodies, full of disparate cellular functions all working together to help it survive. The cells in our bodies, like the stars in our universe, are all working to distribute energy into a vast accordance of awareness, or consciousness. This is not to say the universal consciousness is the same type as ours, for it is not trying to survive and does not possess behavioral power in the biological sense. But to say it is a lesser form of consciousness on the hierarchy would be a mistake, as it is clearly most supreme.
    One way of viewing the spectrum is that non-organic material is at the higher end, just below God, with intelligent material being derived from it on the lower end. This would be another huge blow to our egocentricity as a species. Nothing is more humbling than realizing we are the dregs of non-intelligent processes. We assume intelligence is superior to ignorance when perhaps it is the other way around.
    A better way is not to view the spectrum on a timeline, but on a range of competency. This would open the door to another proof about God; that the universe is the most advanced form of consciousness; that we, being the most evolved of its known creatures, are the closest form that has come to it on the hierarchy, save the possibility of higher intelligent life among extraterrestrials, or angels on the spirit planes. While an atheist might view this spectrum as time dependent, with rigid evolutionary rules, a spiritual person might view it based on competence. For them, it doesn't matter that inorganic consciousness came between God and life. For all we know, it was needed for life to exist. 
    The painter doesn't summon an image without the building blocks of color. We need those building blocks in our bodies the same as any other creation; calcium, potassium, iron, zinc, etc.- these are all inorganic essentials we need to survive, which fully derived from inorganic consciousness. How special it is to be something that has incorporated so many disparate parts of cosmology that we approach our maker, becoming makers of our own.

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

ConsPiracy

The joke's on us,
We the artists and writers
Who relied on the Internet
To amplify our voices.
Yet it only gave power
To the corporatized robots
Who sail the elastic web
Plundering its buried treasures. 
Woe unto us the pilfered masses,
Social constructors of URL plywood,
Digitized sailors of ransacked ships-
Hoodwinked at the speed of light.   
We have completely become
An information society,
The data pirates stripping our dignity,
Dispelling our souls of merit. 
But I won't stop, no, I won't stop.
There is a fighter in me,
Punching fingers on this keyboard,
Competing for my own voice
From here to eternity,
Where the ET excavators who dig
Through this binary wasteland
Wait with their nanotools.